Wait, am I the only one who knows for a fact that blonde hair on black girls is dumb? And crazier on Nigerian girls? Its like ‘ honey, who tha fuck are you fooling?’
Well, Rukky’s definitely in shambles at this supposed premiere, a total drag and wash-down rocking that hellish wig ‘Like you cudda been less obvious and more discreet with a natural looking hair, Duuuuuuhhhh!!!!!.
Rukky looked generously ‘FAT, UGLY & CHEAP (FUC)’ who the fuck would agree to wear such an ugly dress to her own event? It fucking looked like Monalisa Chinda invited all those terribly dressed people and Rukky tagged along as an extra or damn seat filler, cause Mona is the only not-so-terribly-dressed person there.
Well, other regular red carpet whores in attendance includes Alex Ekubo (YET AGAIN) who I honestly don’t know what exactly he does other than splash his face around every and any party in town, like the dude should take gazillion broken seats behind and chill for a sec.
Alex sure didn’t disappoint as he dressed the part with his hideous Elton John inspired glasses and more than horrible looking suit.
Then of course, ‘has been actresses’ Oge Okoye and Ebube Nwagbo, who have become event goers rather than focusing on their already dead careers. Between, while your at it, you two should atleast lobby for a good script that might revive your comatose careers and not forgetting the most relevant part; fire your make up artists(cause you two sure looked dreadfully ugly), invest in good looking natural hair extensions( consult Tiwa Savage for some pointers) GRAB A STYLIST( this is CRUCIAL to your God-Knows-What careers, you might wanna look the part).
Well, Dammy Krane looked OK! Nice shades…..but wasn’t it a night event?
And the dude with the grey jacket who I’d to really ask around to know his first name- Kenneth, looked Ok and random. But boy, he’s got a HOT physique and smile. Had to google him for some more hot photos, who knew he was once a Mr Nigeria??# Winks.
Mysteriously yours
The Great Anonymous.
The Diary Of A Social Climber 
