Contrary to popular opinion, I hate to be the bearer of bad news. But since no one seems up to the tasks, I have to get them done.
Toyin Lawani has defiled fashion, she has contaminated it, with her foul and offensive style. How can this chic be paid money to dress people? Na wetin she go wan give you wear? Toyin is as razz as the word can get. Like those Ajengule area girls. Look how ridiculously cheap she looks. Even Dubai’s construction workers look more stylish in their dirty over-alls than this Lagos certified Runs Girl.
Like we all KNOW the gist. This your styling gig na cover story. Like your alias. Toyin, give fashion a rest, you do not have a drop of it in you, see how you rendered that Versace Print dress koboless. Like, you have ran Versace down completely. Who go wan wear am again?? Defo not humans.
My 2-cents to you madam! Pick a vocation your best in………..urhmmmmm…..let’s say RUNS…….start an escort agency. No, you no geh class for escort agency, let’s say runs girls cult. Give them your contacts as u don hook that boy, you go wan retire shey? Hook them girls up and you’ll be receiving your cool percentage. No work, No sweat. How does that sound?? Guess you’ll be screaming…..”DAYYYYYUUUUUM!!!” As your brain no think am till now, well thank me later.
Do that and let’s see how it goes. For now, its CIAO from me……….X0X0
***y’all will notice I kept switching to pidgin back and forth, well, that was only for Toying to fully grasp what am saying cause, as we all know, na hustler, real street girl. How best to appeal to her if not by stooping down to her level?***
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