Femi Fani Kayode: A Thief, Tribalist, Sexist, Womaniser and Busy Body.

We have all endured a lot from Femi Fani Kayode. And I feel it’s high time he gets put to his place.
How a prestigiously educated man can loose himself to such loudness and bigotry beats me. Well, Femi Fani kayode is obviously suffering from severe irrelevance, bitterness, frustration and loneliness.
Coming from a large political home, I know how it feels when you are without an appointment or elected position for a whole term. 4 long years. Its frustrating to say the least. Might not be the lack of money but just the lack of power and authority.

Femi has tasted them both, money and power, and honestly letting go is never easy. Its the hardest thing to do, and so, it’ll take every ounce of discipline to control one’s self. And this discipline or self control have never been a part of Femi’s diction.

Talking about Stella Oduah’s incompetence, I have nothing much to say except that she’s one woman I’ve seen her working and not talking. The airports are all there for us to see.
While reading Femi’s holier-than-thou essays I’d to go google him, and without turning to the next page, I found morethan disgusting things on him. Here are the things I found, and you’ll find my personal notes in bracket. ENJOY!

“Fani-Kayode was the Special Assistant (Public Affairs) to President Olusegun Obasanjo from July 2003 until June 2006. He was appointed the Minister of Culture and Tourism of the Federal Republic of Nigeria from 22 June to 7 November 2006 and as the Minister of Aviation from 7 November 2006 to 29 May 2007
” ( highest form of confusion. A lawyer, who was a special assistant, then a minister of tourism and a 6months long minister of aviation. What happened to people who actually specialize in these sectors, and what experience or knowledge does he have in these areas to effectively function??)

(Our assuming self acclaimed saintly FFK with so much dent in his career)
‘Femi Fani-Kayode was investigated and arrested by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) in July 2008 in connection with the alleged misappropriation of a 19.5 billion naira (approx.US$300,000,000) “Aviation Intervention Fund” but the investigation was eventually closed and the charges were later dropped for lack of evidence of any wrongdoing on his part.’

‘Again the Senate Committee on Aviation in early 2008, investigating the allegations of misappropration of the same Aviation Intervention Fund initially recommended that Fani-Kayode be banned from holding public office for five years………… In June 2007 he was reported to have had an affair with one of his former aide, Miss Chioma Anasoh who was arrested by Nigerian customs agents on suspicion of attempting to illegally launder US$240,000 via Abuja airport. Fani-Kayode allegedly arrived at the scene and facilitated her release. Anasoh later denied that her arrest had ever taken place (as expected) and also sued the newspaper that alleged that she did so for libel at the Lagos High Court(all na fronting). Fani-Kayode also denied the claim that he went to the airport to facilitate the release of Chioma Anasoh and he also said that she was never caught or arrested at the airport with US$240,000 or any other amount (like a thief will ever agree to stealing).’

‘Fani-Kayode was again arrested on December 2008 by the EFCC and was charged with 47 counts of money laundering (there can never be smoke without fire). These charges had nothing to do with the Aviation Intervention Fund but rather with some lodgements in his private bank account. Fani-Kayode stated that he was innocent and that the lodgements were funds that accrued from his own private businesses and legitimate sources and had nothing to do with government funds. He alleged that the investigations of the Yar’Adua government and the EFCC were politically motivated, and that he was being persecuted in the same way as other colleagues from the Obasanjo government, such as Nasir Ahmad el-Rufai and Nuhu Ribadu, for their ties to President Obasanjo “( Ninety-nine days for the thief, one day is for the owner. Femi, your days are numbered)

Well, I took the liberty of visiting some blog and sharing some of the comments generated from Femi’s controversial request for the sack of Minister of Aviation, Princess Stella Oduah.

-“Yes I agree this woman is incompetent. But shut the fuck up Femi Fani kayode. See ur bad breath Oozing mouth idiot!!!

Even if they fire her u aint getting her job u scum of the earth! U got the chance before her, what did u do sucker?

U should be gathering a compendium of ur court defensee for the monies u stole to go and buy ur mistresses houses in Dubai and london respectively! OUR MONEY!

Look who’s talking part 1&2. Look who’s talking NOW..the final series..yea..u actually depict the dog in that comedy ass hole!

If u had done the right thing everyone would be applauding u now for constantly seeking media attention. But joblessness is the cause of ur daily spew not the passion u have for Nigeria or her ‘children’. Agbaya oloshi. Shameless crackhead, hungry dog.

I despise u so much for ur gross hypocrisy. Same way ur ex boss OBJ cannot stand the sight of u. Why would everyone be avoiding YOU if there isn’t something fundamentally wrong with u Psychotic lunatic”.

– “And FFK is speaking because . . . .? I still ask, what policy did he put in place for safety as Aviation minister that has been discarded by this minister? That is what he should be telling us so we can all “bite” the present minister. Problem is not with Stella (not that I agree with her statement) but what has been; and it will take time to put right, gradually. I think FFK just has an issue with ladies; especially those from a certain tribe. If he did not contribute any tangible thing to the Nigerian society, especially aviation, he does not have the right to keep making unnecessary remarks. He should stop seeking cheap popularity in the name of fighting for the Nigerian society. We have seen his lot before.”

– “WILL SOMEONE TELL THIS FANI KAYODE TO STOP DISGRACING HIS FAMILY ALL OVER THE PLACE. TO KEEP HIS SMELLING MOUTH SHUT.

FEMI IS AN IMBECILE. MUMU MAN- DID THEY TELL HIM AIR ACCIDENTS ARE CAUSED BY AVIATION MINISTERS? MONKEY MAN, WHILE HE WAS MINISTER FOR AVIATION, HE WAS APPOINTED WITHOUT HAVING ANY EXPERIENCE IN AVIATION OR RELATED MATERS (A BIG RISK). HE SPENT ALL HIS TIME TRYING TO CONCESSION THE AIR SERVICES/ASSESTS TO PRIVATE COMPANIES BELONGING TO HIMSELF AND HIS PAYMASTERS.

FEMI YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO NIGERIAN YOUTHS. YOU ARE A TRIBALIST. GOD PUNISH YOU FOREVER.”

Femi, you’ll agree with me that Nigerians find your lousy opinions unsolicited for. You are as corrupt as the word can get. Incompetence is your watchword, who made you judge over us all?? Who made you saint with no blemish? You are a failure. And you’d embrace reality. See how irrelevant you are at this young age. Well, am sure you know that Nigerians will rather die than have you back, cause you have just proven to us how tribalistic, immature, uncouted and indisciplined you are.

Well, this is when you retire to your country home, and live a life of service and not nuisance. Grow a garden, water it and watch it grow, turn to the Lord for he only can grant you the belonging and relevance you so much yearn for………..and be a better man for your wife, daughters and most importantly yourself.

Mysteriously yours

The Great Anonymous