So, Beverly celebrated her birthday at club Aura. With every Abuja guy drooling for passes ( as usual). Ewwwww! Double Ewwww!!……. Beverly looked horrible as always( atleast she changed her hair). Well, what caught my eyes however, and the main reason for this post is the disgusting singlet Beverly’s beau Angelo wore, not to think of the nauseating kiss they shared#spits#. Then the photo finally made me puke. How could he possibly not have anything decent to wear, so he left his country to come here and rock his worthless singlet? Didn’t Beverly see him leave their hotel nest?…..Well, other BBA house-mates present equally looked awfully dressed……like they had no clothes?Well, thank God I didn’t have to bear this.
So, my friend got news that I’d arrived Abuja and decided to ‘treat’ me with an invite to the event.
Our convo, Me: ‘urhmmmm, where’s the party at?’ Him: ‘Aura’, Me: ‘you know I don’t do Aura. Between, who’s gone be there?’, Him: ‘Bev, Angelo….the whole BBA crew, Derenle and some other people’……and I went like ‘ lovely. But, No Thanks. I’d rather curl up under my duvet than attend that party, cause you know me. I’ll just be disgusted’
Him: ‘you never change, same old you. You should go intern with Joan Rivers already!’ Me: ‘ honey, get me her contact and I’ll be on the next flight to L.A, love you…..enjoy you party and fill me in. Ciao’
True to my words. Just seeing the photos alone got me angry. So, am really glad I stayed back.
To Angelo, get back to your damn country, y’all are just seeking for relevance and Beverly is just the perfect way to get some. Lagos will NOT welcome you, and Abuja guys will only turn you to their next door hommie when they’re done with you, ask Uti, he knows more. So run along now, back to where ever you came out of.
Happy Birthday Beverly. Really wanted to send a lil note to you, but just changed my mind, last minute.
Mysteriously Yours
The Great Anonymous.