Chika Ike’s RAZZ magazine cover page……The Gospel Truth

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DSC_2630DSC_2710-2fashion+%26+lifestyleThe minute I saw these photos I knew I’d to throw-up. DAMN! these are moments when words don’t seem enough. Where do I start from? Well the cover page. Chika you have a big head, thought you’ll avoid bulky hair, but no…..you Love them, infact see how gay you look, like some kid licking an expired candy!
Then this lowly cheap dress, good Lord. What Aba tailor must have sewn this? And the fabric screams #100 per yard. Then your road side jewellery. Honestly, the last time I saw these jewellery was when I visited my grand ma, and her maid had them on. And I’d to ask her to remove them and gave her some monies to buy something better. And you gladly wore this on a magazine cover? Wait, I’ve never seen this mag, be like say u enter one chance ooo. How come am just seeing the rubbish magazine now, seconds after you gladly fell prey to them? Guess what? You have furthered there ministry.

Honey, I cannot begin to tell your how tasteless you poses look. Like where the hell have you been? What sup with this village champion poses? Thrusting your ass backwards so obviously, in abid to create some illusion. Girl I put it to you, that you are a learner!
I cannot understand why a D-list actress like you will let her image be associated with such gross cheapness of the highest order? Well, if you’d stylist you’d have been advised against this. It looks like you guys dropped by an Nnewi ‘Ifesinachi Looking Good Boutique’. yanked these rags off the rack, picked these ugly jewellery and found the next photo studio to do this joke.

Chika, time waits for no one. You desperately need to upgrade, all these igbotic swags won’t take you anywhere, it’ll just limit you to Idumota dramas. You can also sue the magazine for defamation of image or any damages you can sue for, am guessing you can. Consult with your lawyer, cause this is a huge blow to your brand image that’ll only take time and money to heal.

Mysterious Yours

The Great Anonymous

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